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pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

(via pizza)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via unsmokable)

Who wants to buy me this for my birthday? September. I ain’t playin.

(Source: runningoffthereeses, via s0rrym0m)

Alexa Evangelista (via broptimus-prime)

(Source: vodkakilledtheteens, via hantisedeloubli)

I hope one day
Your human body
Is not a jail cell,
Instead it’s a sunny
2pm garden with daisies
Thriving because of
Self love.

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

(via smart-fella)

1itsirrelephant8:

queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

Seems reasonable

(via fireandcinquefoil)

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